Friday, March 24, 2006

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

hmm, perhaps I shouldn't print this one...ah well


You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

What Should You Major In?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Evaluating
You are great at looking at many details and putting them all together.You are talented at detecting subtle trends, accuracy, and managing change.You should major in:StatisticsSpeechConflict studiesCommunicationFinanceMedicine

what age do you act?

You Are 25 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Kitten beaten, then thrown in lake

A Donegal man has been fined €400 for killing a three-month-old kitten. Brendan Sweeney (26), from Crickamore, Dungloe, appeared before Judge John O'Donnell who referred to him as "a nasty piece of goods".
Outlining the evidence at Dungloe District Court yesterday, Garda Gerald Dalton said that on June 20th, 2005, he became aware of an incident involving a kitten in Loughanure, Annagry.
He said the owner of the kitten had heard from the "kids" in the house next door that her kitten had been killed the previous day. Garda Dalton called to the house next door and spoke to the sister of the accused, who confirmed Sweeney had killed the kitten.said he had "lost his head, grabbed the kitten and threw it to the ground a number of times with force. He then threw it into the lake." Sweeney's sister said she found the kitten later in the day. She told Garda Dalton it was dead and she buried it close to the lake.
On July 3rd, Sweeney gave a statement to Garda Dalton. He said he was from Crickamore in Dungloe and had a child who would be one in a week's time. He said he was going out with the child's mother and had been due to get married in a few weeks' time but had split up from her on June 17th.
He said that on the date of the incident he had gone to his sister's house between 4pm and 5pm.
He said there were students staying there and they were playing with a small kitten. Sweeney said he picked it up and carried it to the lake. He said it fell out of his hands a couple of times but he went to the lake behind his sister's house and threw it in.
Garda Dalton confirmed that the relationship was subsequently back on track and the couple were back together and had since married. Patrick Sweeney, defending, said his client regretted his actions very deeply.
Judge O'Donnell remarked: "He has revealed himself as a nasty piece of goods. Taking his anger out on a kitten and causing upset to the family next door."Garda Dalton stated that he was not aware of any apology which had been offered by the accused. Sweeney took the stand and apologised for his actions.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I'm not a psyco!

Yeaa, apparently my dreams of death have nothing to do with my urge to kill but is simply about changing lives. http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/sleep/

Monday, March 13, 2006

I'm still alive

OK so I'm not a real blogger because I'm useless at blogging. I like reading the details of everyone else's lives but just can't be bothered to do my own. So , I've decided on a new direction. It has been suggested that I should blog my dreams. I have the MOST MENTAL dreams on earth, nah the universe. I should probably say at the outset that most of them involve killing of some sort e.g. I dreamt two friends of mine got married but this was followed by the Vietnam war and I dreamt that I once killed a little old lady by putting her in a washing machine (there was only bits of her left in the machine afterwards). Ro was quite worried after that one. You catch my drift. So to let other similar subconcious psychopaths know they are not alone, I shall blog those vivid dreams (though some may have to be censored). I'm also thinking of translating some of the dreams into film scripts since some of them would be fantatstic films, like the one I had which was a cross between Lord of the Rings and that Viking one years ago with Kirk Douglas. So to start, the last dreams I had were a bit of a mixture: one was that my brothers new girlfriend (the one in the dream was not his real girlfrien) told me we had to go to my mothers funeral. Only some time later realise my mother had not died. This was followed by a sci fi drama in which I killed people I couldn't see on the other side of the door with green dusty stuff and the people disappeared.....

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

update

well had the viva, not as bad as I thought it would be but I still wouldn't want to do to it again. My extern was tough but very nice - he used to play Aussie rules for his state in Oz so you wouldn't want to disagree with him too much! One of the other guys in my dept had his viva two weeks ago and his extern had a silver Olympic medal! ok, it was in sailing but still - overachievers! Have to make some changes to thesis this week and be done with it. Onto to other important news, feel a bit queazy this morning, may have something to do with the 4 bowls of rice krispies I ate last night while watching Chasing the Lions. The Apres Match crew did a great job impersonating George Hook and Pat Kenny. As for Hector, i don't know whether to admire his Irishness or be completely embarassed that he's irish, still he does seem to have no fear of humiliation, which I quite like

Monday, October 17, 2005

polls

I love polls, most I would think are made up, but still love them. below is a recent cosmo (obviously completely reliable) on who men would like to sleep with/marry:

Ideal sexual partners - Angelina Jolie (72%)Abi Titmuss (61%)Charlotte Church (57%)Halle Berry (55%) joint with Natasha KaplinskySienna Miller (54%)Katie Derham (52%)Gabby Logan (47%)Jennifer Aniston (45%)Gwyneth Paltrow (43%)Nigella Lawson (42%)::

Ideal marriage material - Jennifer Aniston (45%)Halle Berry (29%)Gwyneth Paltrow (27%)Sienna Miller (26%)Nigella Lawson (21%)Gabby Logan (20%)Angelina Jolie (19%)Natasha Kaplinksy (15%)Charlotte Church and Katie Derham (joint 11%)Fern Britton (9%)Abi Titmuss (4%)Judy Finnigan and Naomi Campbell (joint 3%)

Monday, October 10, 2005

edinburgh

Edinburgh was great, definitely up there with New York and Barcelona as favourite places visited. Went to a Frankenstein themed restaraunt friday night followed by a ghost tour. led by a guy dressed up like draculaand had a freind who would frighten the crap out of people along the way and throw stuff at you. then for a drink in the dome, very fancy bar on georges street (the street where prince harry apparently parties). on saturday, did a tour of the queen's yacht, the britannia which was kinda cool. interesting how the queen and prince philip slept in separate rooms in single beds! roamed the shops and then went to a spanish restaurant. short but sweet.